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Dialogues
==Act One DialoguesGreetings==:''Farewell.'':''Goodbye.'':''Good day.'':''Good evening.'':''Good morning.'':''Good to see you again. Since the Rogues have been moving back into their monastery, they haven't been buying anything from me!'':''Greetings.'':''Hello.'':''Let's deal, my friend.'':''May I help you?'':''I need your help.'':''What'cha need?'':''Yes?''
{{NPCs Act One}}
==Introduction==
==Dialogues=====Introduction===:''Good day to you partner! I'm Gheed and I can already tell that I'll be your best friend in this forsaken camp. '':''A spare weapon, some gold, a small gem is all I want in exchange for the equipment you'll need on whatever quests you might undertake. '':''Now, now, now... Don't be shy, all of my items are guaranteed for life and come with a two-day warranty!''
===Special '''Necromancer Introduction===only''':''A Necromancer! I hoped I'd never have to lay my eyes on one of your kind again. ... The recent troubles in this area have brought out all kinds, I see. Nevertheless, your money's good...'':''A spare weapon, some gold, a small gem is all I want in exchange for the equipment you'll need on whatever quests you might undertake!'':''Now, now, now... Don't be shy, all of my items are guaranteed for life and come with a two-day warranty!''
A Necromancer! I hoped I'd never have to lay my eyes on one of your kind again. ... The recent troubles in this area have brought out all kinds, I see. Nevertheless, your money's good... A spare weapon, some gold, a small gem is all I want in exchange for the equipment you'll need on whatever quests you might undertake! Now, now, now... Don't be shy, all of my items are guaranteed for life and come with a two-day warranty!
===[[Den of Evil]]===
'''After Activation'''
:''You're a brave soul! I'd sooner thrust my sacred scepter into the foulest, carbuncular trull than set one boot into that cave.''
==Den of Evil=='''Return''':''Demons still befouling that cave, huh? I think you might need a new weapon.''
===After Given==='''Completion'''You:'re 'The only good demon is a brave soul! dead one, Isay.'d sooner thrust my sacred scepter into ':''By the foulestway, carbuncular trull than set one boot into did you happen to find anything in that cave.you'd like to sell?''
===Early Return===
Demons still befouling that cave, huh? I think you might need a new weapon.
===Success[[Sisters' Burial Grounds]]==='''After Activation''':''I'm sorry... The only good demon is undead are bad for trade. I have a dead one, I saystrict no-return policy. By the way, did you happen to find anything in that cave you'd like to sell?'
'''Return'''
:''I wonder if that old gossip, Melra, is among the undead? Oh, she had dirt on everybody.''
==Sisters' Burial Grounds==''Completion''':''Some of those gals weren't so nice the first time around.''
===After Given===
I'm sorry... The undead are bad for trade. I have a strict no-return policy.
===Early Return[[The Search for Cain]]==='''After Activation''':''I wonder if that old gossip, Melra, is among the undead? Oh, she had dirt on everybody.would sooner micturate in a tankard of my own ale than journey to Tristram!''
===Success==='''Return'''Some of those gals weren:'t so nice 'Barking up the first time aroundwrong tree, huh? You'll find it, just keep looking.''
'''Return (with scroll)'''
:''Look, friend... I trade a lot of strange items, but I'm not going to start dealing in bark. Okay?''
==Rescue Cain=='''Return (after scroll)''':''I'm told that Tristram now resembles a mead hall... after a Barbarian wedding! I will wait here for your most glorious return.''
===After Given==='''Completion''':''Ah, Cain is here... another customer. I would sooner micturate in haven't been this pleased since a tankard of my own ale love-starved maiden let down a bit more than journey to Tristram!her hair.''
===Early Return===
Barking up the wrong tree, huh? You'll find it, just keep looking.
===Return with bark of Inifuss[[The Forgotten Tower]]===Look, friend... I trade '''After Activation''':''The only wealth you're likely to find there is a lot wealth of strange items, but Ivermin.''m not going to start dealing in bark. Okay?
===Reached Tristram==='''Return''':''Guess what! I'm told that Tristram now resembles ve named a mead hall..boil on my ass after you. after a Barbarian wedding! It, too, bothers me every time I will wait here for your most glorious returnsit down.''
===Success==='''Completion'''Ah, Cain :''Warriv's advice is herelike corpse gas; it befouls the air for a moment and then it disappears... another customer. I haven't been this pleased since a love-starved maiden let down a bit more than her hair.'
===[[Tools of the Trade]]===
'''After Activation'''
:''Charsi talks of nothing anymore, but this Horadric Malus. Between you and her my ears need a rest.''
:''Just find it and bring it back quickly.''
==The Forgotten Tower=='''Return''':''I have heard that you bear us no Malus.''
===After Given==='''Completion'''The only wealth you:''I guess it're likely s too late to find there is a wealth take back some of verminthe names I called you.''
===Early Return===
Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.
===Success[[Sisters to the Slaughter]]===Warriv's advice ''After Activation''':''You're going after Andariel?'':''... One of my wagon wheels is like corpse gas; it befouls in need of repair. I'll be under the air for a moment and then it disappearswagon, if I'm needed.''
'''Return'''
:''Have you stumbled upon that Demon Queen, yet? I hear she's quite the beauty... as far as Maidens of Anguish go, that is.''
==Tools of the Trade=='''Completion''':''I'm going to party like it's 999!''
===After Given===
Charsi talks of nothing anymore, but this Horadric Malus. Between you and her my ears need a rest. Just find it and bring it back quickly. I have offered my nomadic phallus, but to no avail.
===Early ReturnGossip==='''General''':''Andariel's demonic forces have taken up residence in the forests as well as the Monastery. Uh-uh. I have heard that won't be venturing out of the camp. So, if you bear us no Malusneed anything, I'll be right here. (laughs)''
===Success===:''When - or if - I get to Lut Gholein, I guess it's too late m going to take back some find the largest bowl of the names I called youNarlant weed and smoke 'til all earthly sense has left my body.''
'''About [[Akara]]'''
:''Akara and Kashya are Sisters in the Order of the Sightless Eye, but they are worlds apart. Akara is a slow river of magic, and Kashya, a viper of war. They're both deeply devoted to their religious order, yet the corruption of their Sisters pains them both to no end.''
==Sisters '''About [[Charsi]]''':''Charsi is a fine girl..., but she has no business savvy! I know she means well, but the prices she charges for weapons and armor will never earn her a profit.'':''As long as I keep filling her mind with stories of adventure, she'll never catch on to the Slaughter==fact that I'm raking in gold hand over fist!''
===After Given==='''About [[Deckard Cain]]'''You:''re going after Andariel? That old coot, Cain, is as crazy as a wet Quill Rat... One of my wagon wheels is I hear he survived whatever happened in need of repairTristram. I'll be under the wagonPersonally, if Iwouldn'm neededt trust a thing he has to say.''
===Early Return==='''About [[Kashya]]'''Have you stumbled upon that Demon Queen, yet? I hear she:''s quite Akara and Kashya are Sisters in the Order of the beautySightless Eye, but they are worlds apart.Akara is a slow river of magic, and Kashya, a viper of war.. as far as Maidens They're both deeply devoted to their religious order, yet the corruption of Anguish go, that istheir Sisters pains them both to no end.''
===Success==='''About [[Warriv]]''':''Warriv was kind enough to let me travel with his caravan, but don't let him drag you into a search for a new Eastern trade route.'':''I'm going to party like itmaking a fortune right here... from the Rogues, of course! You, on the other hand, always get my best prices!''s 999!
'''Necromancer only'''
:''Don't think you can fool me, Necromancer. I've seen what your kind can do. If you're involved in any of the evil out there, I don't even want to know. Trade quickly and be about your business!''
==Gossips==
Akara and Kashya are Sisters in the Order of the Sightless Eye, but they are worlds apart. Akara is a slow river of magic, and Kashya, a viper of war. They’re both deeply devoted to their religious order, yet the corruption of their sisters pains them both to no end.
When – or if – ===Gossip (about Gheed)==='''From [[Akara]]''':''To be honest, I get have done my best to Lut Gholein, I’m going stay clear of Gheed. He wears dishonesty about himself like a cloak and seeks only to find better his situation by preying on the largest bowl misfortunes of Narlant weed and smoke ‘til all earthly sense has left my bodyothers.''
'''From [[Charsi is a fine girl.]]''':''Oh, I like Gheed.He's very funny.but she He has no business savvy! I know she means well, but all sorts of interesting stories from the prices she charges for weapons and armor will never earn her a profitplaces he's been. As long as I keep filling her head with stories of adventure, she’ll never catch on to wish I could see the fact that I’m raking in gold hand over fist!sights he has.''
Andariel’s demonic forces have taken up residence in the forests as well as the Monastery. Uh-uh'''From [[Kashya]]''':''Gheed is a pig. I won’t be venturing 've been tempted to throw him out of the campmany times, but Charsi seems to think that he's good company. SoI don't trust the man, but if you need anythingshe's comforted by him, I’ll be right herethen I'll desist.''
'''From [[Warriv was kind enough to let me travel ]]''':''Gheed is a wandering merchant of questionable character who is traveling along with his my caravanto the East. He will buy and sell most anything.'':''He's greedy, but don’t let his wares are beyond reproach. I would suggest keeping both eyes open when you deal with him drag you into a search for a new Eastern trade route. I’m making a fortune right here...from the Rogues, of course! You, on the other hand, always get my best prices!''
That old coot, Cain, is as crazy as a wet quill rat. I hear he survived whatever happened in Tristram. Personally, I wouldn't trust a thing he has to say.
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