:''I would sooner micturate in a tankard of my own ale than journey to Tristram!''
===Early '''Return===''':''Barking up the wrong tree, huh? You'll find it, just keep looking.''
==='''Return (with bark of Inifuss===scroll)''':''Look, friend... I trade a lot of strange items, but I'm not going to start dealing in bark. Okay?''
===Reached Tristram==='''Return (after scroll)''':''I'm told that Tristram now resembles a mead hall... after a Barbarian wedding! I will wait here for your most glorious return.''
===Success==='''Completion''':''Ah, Cain is here... another customer. I haven't been this pleased since a love-starved maiden let down a bit more than her hair.''
===[[The Forgotten Tower]]==='''After Activation''':''The only wealth you're likely to find there is a wealth of vermin.''
===After Given==='''Return'''The only wealth you:''Guess what! I're likely to find there is ve named a wealth of verminboil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.''
===Early Return==='''Completion'''Guess what! I:'ve named 'Warriv's advice is like corpse gas; it befouls the air for a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit downmoment and then it disappears.''
===Success[[Tools of the Trade]]===Warriv's advice is like corpse gas; ''After Activation''':''Charsi talks of nothing anymore, but this Horadric Malus. Between you and her my ears need a rest.'':''Just find it befouls the air for a moment and then bring it disappearsback quickly.''
'''Return'''
:''I have heard that you bear us no Malus.''
==Tools of the Trade== ===After Given===Charsi talks of nothing anymore, but this Horadric Malus. Between you and her my ears need a rest. Just find it and bring it back quickly. I have offered my nomadic phallus, but to no avail. ===Early Return===I have heard that you bear us no Malus. (laughs) ===Success==='''Completion'''
I guess it's too late to take back some of the names I called you.
