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Gheed is an NPC found in the [[Rogue Encampment]]. He sells weapons and armor, and provides the [[Gambling]] service in Act One. His name rhymes with Greed, and not for nothing; he's venal, greedy, and frequently quite funny.
Gheed does not give any quests or quest rewards, and he's not much on useful advice, but he has a number of amusing gossips.
==Act One Dialogues==
==Introduction==
A Necromancer! I hoped I'd never have to lay my eyes on one of your kind again. ... The recent troubles in this area have brought out all kinds, I see. Nevertheless, your money's good... A spare weapon, some gold, a small gem is all I want in exchange for the equipment you'll need on whatever quests you might undertake! Now, now, now... Don't be shy, all of my items are guaranteed for life and come with a two-day warranty!
==Den of Evil==
===GossipsAfter Given===
You're a brave soul! I'd sooner thrust my sacred scepter into the foulest, carbuncular trull than set one boot into that cave.
===Early Return===
Demons still befouling that cave, huh? I think you might need a new weapon.
===After CompletionSuccess===
The only good demon is a dead one, I say. By the way, did you happen to find anything in that cave you'd like to sell?
==Sisters' Burial Grounds==
===GossipsAfter Given===
I'm sorry... The undead are bad for trade. I have a strict no-return policy.
===Early Return===
I wonder if that old gossip, Melra, is among the undead? Oh, she had dirt on everybody.
===After CompletionSuccess===
Some of those gals weren't so nice the first time around.
==Rescue Cain==
===GossipsAfter Given===
I would sooner micturate in a tankard of my own ale than journey to Tristram!
===Early Return===
Barking up the wrong tree, huh? You'll find it, just keep looking.
===Return with bark of Inifuss===
Look, friend... I trade a lot of strange items, but I'm not going to start dealing in bark. Okay?
===Reached Tristram===
I'm told that Tristram now resembles a mead hall... after a Barbarian wedding! I will wait here for your most glorious return.
===After CompletionSuccess===
Ah, Cain is here... another customer. I haven't been this pleased since a love-starved maiden let down a bit more than her hair.
==The Forgotten Tower==
===GossipsAfter Given===
The only wealth you're likely to find there is a wealth of vermin.
===Early Return===
Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.
===After CompletionSuccess===
Warriv's advice is like corpse gas; it befouls the air for a moment and then it disappears.
==Tools of the Trade==
===GossipsAfter Given===
Charsi talks of nothing anymore, but this Horadric Malus. Between you and her my ears need a rest. Just find it and bring it back quickly. I have offered my nomadic phallus, but to no avail.
===Early Return===
I have heard that you bear us no Malus.
===Success===
I guess it's too late to take back some of the names I called you.
==Sisters to the Slaughter==
===GossipsAfter Given===
You're going after Andariel? ... One of my wagon wheels is in need of repair. I'll be under the wagon, if I'm needed.
===Early Return===
Have you stumbled upon that Demon Queen, yet? I hear she's quite the beauty... as far as Maidens of Anguish go, that is.
===After CompletionSuccess===
I'm going to party like it's 999!
==Gossips==
Akara and Kashya are Sisters in the Order of the Sightless Eye, but they are worlds apart. Akara is a slow river of magic, and Kashya, a viper of war. They’re both deeply devoted to their religious order, yet the corruption of their sisters pains them to no end.
When – or if – I get to Lut Gholein, I’m going to find the largest bowl of Narlant weed and smoke ‘til all earthly sense has left my body.
[[category:NPCs]]
[[category:Rogue Encampment]]
