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Andariel’s demonic forces have taken up residence in the forests as well as the Monastery. Uh-uh. I won’t be venturing out of the camp. So, if you need anything, I’ll be right here. | Andariel’s demonic forces have taken up residence in the forests as well as the Monastery. Uh-uh. I won’t be venturing out of the camp. So, if you need anything, I’ll be right here. | ||
| − | Warriv was kind enough to let me travel with his caravan, but don’t let him drag you into a search for a new Eastern trade route. | + | Warriv was kind enough to let me travel with his caravan, but don’t let him drag you into a search for a new Eastern trade route. I’m making a fortune right here...from the Rogues, of course! You, on the other hand, always get my best prices! |
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Revision as of 17:31, 8 June 2008
Gheed is an NPC found in the Rogue Encampment. He sells weapons and armor, and provides the Gambling service in Act One. His name rhymes with Greed, and not for nothing; he's venal, greedy, and frequently quite funny.
Gheed does not give any quests or quest rewards, and he's not much on useful advice, but he has a number of amusing gossips.
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Act One Dialogues
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Introduction
Good day to you partner! I'm Gheed and I can already tell that I'll be your best friend in this forsaken camp. A spare weapon, some gold, a small gem is all I want in exchange for the equipment you'll need on whatever quests you might undertake. Now, now, now... Don't be shy, all of my items are guaranteed for life and come with a two-day warranty!
Special Necromancer Introduction
A Necromancer! I hoped I'd never have to lay my eyes on one of your kind again. ... The recent troubles in this area have brought out all kinds, I see. Nevertheless, your money's good... A spare weapon, some gold, a small gem is all I want in exchange for the equipment you'll need on whatever quests you might undertake! Now, now, now... Don't be shy, all of my items are guaranteed for life and come with a two-day warranty!
Den of Evil
After Given
You're a brave soul! I'd sooner thrust my sacred scepter into the foulest, carbuncular trull than set one boot into that cave.
Early Return
Demons still befouling that cave, huh? I think you might need a new weapon.
Success
The only good demon is a dead one, I say. By the way, did you happen to find anything in that cave you'd like to sell?
Sisters' Burial Grounds
After Given
I'm sorry... The undead are bad for trade. I have a strict no-return policy.
Early Return
I wonder if that old gossip, Melra, is among the undead? Oh, she had dirt on everybody.
Success
Some of those gals weren't so nice the first time around.
Rescue Cain
After Given
I would sooner micturate in a tankard of my own ale than journey to Tristram!
Early Return
Barking up the wrong tree, huh? You'll find it, just keep looking.
Return with bark of Inifuss
Look, friend... I trade a lot of strange items, but I'm not going to start dealing in bark. Okay?
Reached Tristram
I'm told that Tristram now resembles a mead hall... after a Barbarian wedding! I will wait here for your most glorious return.
Success
Ah, Cain is here... another customer. I haven't been this pleased since a love-starved maiden let down a bit more than her hair.
The Forgotten Tower
After Given
The only wealth you're likely to find there is a wealth of vermin.
Early Return
Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.
Success
Warriv's advice is like corpse gas; it befouls the air for a moment and then it disappears.
Tools of the Trade
After Given
Charsi talks of nothing anymore, but this Horadric Malus. Between you and her my ears need a rest. Just find it and bring it back quickly. I have offered my nomadic phallus, but to no avail.
Early Return
I have heard that you bear us no Malus.
Success
I guess it's too late to take back some of the names I called you.
Sisters to the Slaughter
After Given
You're going after Andariel? ... One of my wagon wheels is in need of repair. I'll be under the wagon, if I'm needed.
Early Return
Have you stumbled upon that Demon Queen, yet? I hear she's quite the beauty... as far as Maidens of Anguish go, that is.
Success
I'm going to party like it's 999!
Gossips
Akara and Kashya are Sisters in the Order of the Sightless Eye, but they are worlds apart. Akara is a slow river of magic, and Kashya, a viper of war. They’re both deeply devoted to their religious order, yet the corruption of their sisters pains them to no end.
When – or if – I get to Lut Gholein, I’m going to find the largest bowl of Narlant weed and smoke ‘til all earthly sense has left my body.
Charsi is a fine girl...but she has no business savvy! I know she means well, but the prices she charges for weapons and armor will never earn her a profit.
As long as I keep filling her head with stories of adventure, she’ll never catch on to the fact that I’m raking in gold hand over fist!
Andariel’s demonic forces have taken up residence in the forests as well as the Monastery. Uh-uh. I won’t be venturing out of the camp. So, if you need anything, I’ll be right here.
Warriv was kind enough to let me travel with his caravan, but don’t let him drag you into a search for a new Eastern trade route. I’m making a fortune right here...from the Rogues, of course! You, on the other hand, always get my best prices!
